Lets be REASONABLE

A Fashion "Rant" by Brian Biddle ll May 21st, 2009.

As some of you may be aware, there is a pandemic plaguing the fashion world, crocs. These terrible little shoes are not only ugly, but there are tales of people losing toes, fingers and even entire foots by wearing them.

  I know that summer is just beginning but for the love of God, leave these terrible shoes at home! Let's not pollute the world with even more fashion atrocities, we've had enough of them throughout the 90's. Making yourself appealing doesn't look hard. In fact, it isn't. It is those lowlifes who wear stupid accessories and try to pair them with crocs that make even bums look good. When has anyone ever looked at an outfit and thought, this would look amazing with a croc. Who does this? Even Good Will doesn't want these stupid shoes, in fact, I bet they don't even carry them.

News flash: plastic shoes with breathable air holes went out in the 80s. We called them Jellies, and they were equally as pathetic as today's version.

I'm not saying that these little gems are completely purposeless; they'd be great for wading in a river or washing your car, but these are private activities, so let's keep it that way. Plus, if you leave your Crocs at home mom will thank you. She can use them when she gardens.

Flip flops, pumps, stilettos, flats--all fine. Crocs, no.

Image courtesy of The Score and BP at Blogspot

Comments

[Eli Sanders]

I could not agree with you anymore.
Crocs are disgusting.