What NOT to WEAR

 

 

A fashion rant by Brian Biddell

 

Below is a list of ten thing I don't recommend you ever to be caught in. It is your choice whether or not you want to wear them but if I could make that choice for you - it'd be a no.

Gym Clothes : Sweats, shorts, and tennis shoes have their place,  but it's in the gym and not in a restaurant.

Wife beaters : Nothing says unattractive more then these suckers. Are you trying to look ugly? There is absolutely no reason to wear wife beaters PERIOD!

Club Clothes : Sequins and sparkles qualify as evening wear however, there is a thin line between formal and casual.

Midriff Tops : Unless you want people to think you're a stripper, keep your belly covered at all times and focus attention elsewhere – like your smarts.

Scrubs : I don't care if someones in a coma, these should never see life outside the hospital. What exactly are the function of these things anyways?

Skimpy Skirts : Whore.

 Silly and not cute : The juxtaposition of some outfits can be cute but when you pair red, yellow and brown … you just look silly.

Uggs : I hate uggs, they are so over. They were so three years ago and what's worse is that people are now compensating for the comfiness of the boots and wearing other comfy items. This turns the entire outfit into one big confyfest and ruins all creative imagination possible.

Overalls : Disgusting.

  Full leopard prints : Someone call the fashion police, you just committed ugly.

To view more images of heinous fashions click here.